Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
The Italian said: “Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love… Read More »An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
We’re looking for someone to eat macaroni and cheese at the end of our bed while we have sex. No weirdos please.
Wife: “I’ve heard, men start to go deaf, if he takes Viagra often.” Husband: “Who the fuck is Jeff and why is he taking you… Read More »JOKESTER
Her mother smiles and answers: A long time ago your dad and I planted some seeds. Your dad pushed them in the ground and I… Read More »A 10 year old asks her mum how she was born.
buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch, the… Read More »A farmer
Little Johnny said, “My dad’s a stripper at a gay nightclub and he turns tricks in the alley way to earn extra money.” The teacher… Read More »A teacher asked her students to share what their dads do for a living.
> > Severe headache for years A MAN went to the doctors suffering from a severe headache for years on end. The doctor said, “Joe,… Read More »Severe headache for years
Her: “Why do men kneel when proposing?” Me: ” They’re talking to the pussy not you…”
Similarities between Walt Disney and Pornhub. – Hiring adults to act like teens. – Have lots of family issues. – Keep remaking similar content. –… Read More »JOKESTER
We haven’t seen any porn on your phone in a couple of days….you okay? ~NSA