Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to:
1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning of the day.
2. Remember to buy her a card on my lunch break. 3. Buy her some more crap after work before I meet her. 4. Take her to a fancy restaurant and pay for a pointlessly expensive meal. 5. Take her back to her place and make love to her gently and passionate, even though all I want to do is fuck the shit out of her. And heres the kicker, I have to do all this then drive home without my wife finding out.
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