I was watching porn with my wife and she complained “This is so unrealistic.” I replied, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone is that frigid.”
“Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers, cable installers, and delivery men that come to our house have tiny dicks.”
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