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Dirty Jokes

Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.

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Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . . Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse

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What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot? Premature Evacuations

At the same time

I knew a guy who had a massive heart attack during sex. He came and went at the same time.

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The prostitute said we could do it as long as we both wore surgical masks and persepex visors…. Suits me….. They normally charge extra when… Read More »JOKESTER

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Half of relationships end because of bad sex .Mine however ended because of good sex… With another Woman.

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l got bored staying in with this lockdown, so for something to do l measured my dick…. now l’m bored & depressed.

A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”

Well, it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend… Read More »A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…

“Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?”Of course, the wife agrees and they… Read More »A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex, so naturally, she agrees and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says…