Boobs are like the sun
You can only stare at ‘em for a very short time. But if you wear sunglasses, you can stare at ‘em as much as you… Read More »Boobs are like the sun
Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing…
The prostitute dressed again and said, “It was a business doing pleasure with you.”
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction?
Does anyone know a cure for sex addiction? I’ve tried fucking everything
Doctors advice
My doctor told me I have to give up half my sex life. I asked which half, thinking about it or talking about it?
I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
What do sex and the U.S.
What do sex and the U.S. Military have in common? When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and… Read More »What do sex and the U.S.
What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate?
What do you call a person who say they don’t masturbate? A liar
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the…
Women never have to apologize, they just sleep naked and let the guy decide if he’s still mad or not…
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!! Her husband asked ” what happened ? “” The doctor was stunned and he… Read More »A woman came out of her annual health checkup totally beaming!!
I got caught masturbating to an optical illusion I said “it’s…
I got caught masturbating to an optical illusionI said “it’s not what it looks like”