whoresome joke
If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them…
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them from other people than to give yourself one.
I buried my best porn in a time capsule.
I buried my best porn in a time capsule. For the generations to come.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss!
Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex… Read More »Having too much sex can cause memory loss!
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“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,”… Read More ».,njnm km]
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in… Read More »A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made…
Two behavioral psychologists have sex.
Two behavioral psychologists have sex. When they finish, one says to the other, “wow, you really enjoyed that! How was it for me?”
Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…
Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves everyone, no matter what their skin color, gender, religion or race is? Father:… Read More »Son: Dad, is there any place in the world where everyone loves…