I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really…
I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
I’ve read Masturbation may help prevent the common cold Really hope so, I’ve run out of tissues.
If having sex for money makes you a whore… then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
Christmas presents are like sex It’s always more fun to get them from other people than to give yourself one.
I buried my best porn in a time capsule. For the generations to come.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss! Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex… Read More »Having too much sex can cause memory loss!
“You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm,” I told the prostitute. “That’s not true,” she replied. “Of course it is,”… Read More ».,njnm km]
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in… Read More »A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made…
Two behavioral psychologists have sex. When they finish, one says to the other, “wow, you really enjoyed that! How was it for me?”
Friends are like boobs some are real some are fake
Sex is like golf, Playing every hole is the goal.