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Dirty Jokes

Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, more than 400 of the filthiest and funniest adult jokes we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. For the best of them sorted by topic, start with our 200 dirty jokes for adults. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Strictly 18+ and definitely not one for the family dinner table.

picture

I was going to buy some Viagra when the cashier asked what I needed it for…. Without saying anything I whipped out a picture of… Read More »picture

resolution

New Years Resolution: -Date more models. -(Revised) Date more girls. -(Re-revised) Date a girl. -(Re-re-revised) Talk to a girl. -(Re-re-re-revised) Find a girl. -(Re-re-re-re-revised) Cry… Read More »resolution

home alone

I’ve been on vacation all week, with the house to myself. I think my penis just filled a restraining order against my hand.

new game

I’d like to invent a new game. You compare boobs in size, shape, quality and performance. I call it battle of the boobs.

new law

How do we not have a law requiring the cashier to high five you when making a condom purchase?

sounds

Ever wonder if the sound effects in porn is actually just a recording of a fat girl eating a delicious hamburger?

SCORE

I heard some girl having sex moans through my window. in my best mortal kombat voice i could. I yelled FINISH HER!!! I heard alot… Read More »SCORE

not in a mood

I had to laugh last night when my boyfriend said he wasn’t in the mood for sex. As if it’s an option.

I can`t wait!

Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.

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