I walked in today and my wife slammed the laptop down on the table and said, “There’s pictures of naked women on the laptop, what have I told you about going on porn sites?”……
“I haven’t been on porn sites,” I replied, pointing at the screen. “Look, she’s laying on our sofa.”
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