idiot

little johnny’s parents went away for the weekend and left him at the neighbor’s house. when it was time for bed Mrs. Williams told him to sleep upstairs and share a bed with baby. He says, “no its fine I don’t wanna sleep with a baby, I’ll sleep on the couch downstairs.” The next morning a very sexy young girl comes downstairs and Johnny says, “who are you?!” she says, “I’m Baby. Who are you?” Johnny says, “A fucking idiot.”