A drunk guy was with his girlfriend
in a cinema and suddenly, he fell
asleep.After a while, he woke up and started screaming ‘MY PENIS,MY PENIS, MY PENIS’! All the people in the cinema were surprised at the guys behaviour. He continued, ‘Where is my penis? Someone has cut my penis and my nuts! Oh God what have I done to deserve this?’ The embarrassed girlfriend said ‘shut up,you idiot! Your hand is in my panty’!.
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