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Dirty Jokes
Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
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Gwyneth Paltrow has gotten into the candle business, one of her scents is called “This Smells Like My Vagina”. I’m guessing that the candles are… Read More »JOKESTER
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I was showing my grandpa what YouTube was and he said that he couldn’t imagine what his childhood would’ve been like if he had that,… Read More »JOKESTER
I just had a near sex experience.
My wife flashed before my eyes.
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment complex on his own. He proudly went down to the foyer to put his name on his mailbox.
While he was there, a stunning young blonde came out of the apartment and walked down to the mailboxes, wearing only a bathrobe.The young man… Read More »A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment complex on his own. He proudly went down to the foyer to put his name on his mailbox.
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask him politely.
A farmer asks his wife to tell something that makes him both happy and sad.
His wife replies: You have the biggest dick in the whole village.
What’s the difference between a kiss and anal sex?
A kiss will make your day, but anal will make your hole weak.
People say that Jesus died a virgin
I don’t get it, didn’t he get nailed in the end?
What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut sleeps with everyoneA bitch sleeps with everyone except you