While my girlfriend was showering I took a sneaky look at her Internet browsing history. I was shocked to see her last search was, ‘how to enjoy sex with a boring guy with a small penis.’
The next thought that crossed my mind was, she must be cheating on me…
I fucking hope she’s cheating on me.
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