My son came home from school the other day with a massive bIack eye…
I said, “Where the fùck did you get that from?”
“Billy had a plank of wood in his hand and hit me in the face!” He replied I said, “Well, why didn’t you have something in your hand son?” “I did… his girlfriend’s tits!”
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