If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I’m going to say:
Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!!
Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt, fuck!! Cuuunt, shit, fuuuuck!!!! That way, when they beep it out, it’ll spell ‘fuck’ in morse code.
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