My wife said, “Honey, let’s do something different tonight.”
“What did you have in mind?” I asked.
“I want you to imagine I’m a slutty sexy eighteen-year-old girl who you’ve never met before, and you’re fucking me while your wife’s away,” she said. “I thought you said something different?” I replied.
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