The wife rang me at the pub giggling, “The kids are at mums, I’ve got a bottle of Chardonnay, and I’m in my sexy new negligee in front of the fire with some strawberries and cream. So what are you gonna do about it big boy”?
So I said, “What sort of wine was it again?
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