HUSBAND: Darling, if I lost my sight, would you be my eyes for me?
WIFE: Of course I would sweetheart.
HUSBAND: If I lost my hearing, would you be my ears?
WIFE: Absolutely honey. HUSBAND: If I lost my legs would you push me in a wheelchair? WIFE: You don’t need to ask. Why all the questions? HUSBAND: I just sprained my wrist….
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