My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big sandwich.
“Don’t eat it just yet, just hold the plate” I said.
Five minutes later I took it from her and threw it in the trash.
“What the fuck?!” she snarled.
“Remember this feeling,” I said. “Next time you come to bed all sexy, in a nightie, smelling gorgeous and ask me just to hold you.”
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