“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.by thefunDecember 19, 2019Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort. More Dirty JokesCan finally say I’m single by choiceMy wife left meWhat’s worse then sitting on Micheal Jackson’s lap?I like my women like i like my chickenWhat did the big chimney say to the little chimney?Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!