Welcome to our dirty jokes collection, the filthiest and funniest adult humor we could round up in one place. Expect NSFW one-liners, X-rated puns and cheeky gags made for grown-ups with a dark sense of humor. New dirty jokes get added all the time, so bookmark the page and check back. Definitely not one for the family dinner table.
With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t shine.” …so I booked us two tickets for a December holiday… Read More »With a sexy smile, she said to me “Kiss me where the sun don’t…
If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!
I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex
What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis? A beginner.
A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.
What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or… Read More »What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?
I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting He said this is his home security camera
What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute? There’s a difference?
Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.
A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the… Read More »A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today,…