Dirty Jokes

Dirty jokes for adults only: naughty one-liners, bedroom humor and cheeky stories that are funny, rude and definitely not safe for work.

Welcome to the handsome club

If no woman gives me sex soon I will take matters into my own hands!

I searched the internet for a Rorschach test but all I found were a bunch of drawings of my parents having sex

What do you call a bodybuilder with a large penis? A beginner.

A friend’s mother gave me a Blowjob. I didn’t think I’d be blowing up balloons for his party.

What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek? With Hide & Seek I can count to ten before I shout, “I’m coming, ready or… Read More »What’s the difference between Sex, and Hide & Seek?

I caught my coworker watching porn during our meeting He said this is his home security camera

What’s the difference between a politician and a prostitute? There’s a difference?

Boobs are nature’s anti-stress balls, unfortunately they’re attached to the number one leading cause of stress.

A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”. After he starts eating the… Read More »A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today,…

Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm. Husband: Well this morning if I’m not mistaken. Wife: Yeah in your dreams.Husband: No… Read More »Wife: When was the last time you gave me an orgasm.