A sex-ed teacher walks into class with a banana and says “today, I will demonstrate how to use a condom”.
After he starts eating the banana, a student asks “I thought you were going to show us how to use a condom?”
“I’m about to” says the teacher, “but I can’t get hard on an empty stomach.”
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