Got knocked up the ladder to success
My friend said, “Congratulations on your new job. How did you get it?” I replied, “The same way the Virgin Mary got Jesus.” He laughed,… Read More »Got knocked up the ladder to success
Work Jokes
Work jokes about bosses, coworkers, job interviews and office life. Funny workplace humor for your coffee break.
A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift.
A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift. His wife asks him: “Why are you home so early?” He replies, “I put… Read More »A fast food worker gets home early from his night shift.
Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint…
Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint after we pulled up to the job. Later on the older lady… Read More »Was working a drywall gig with 3 other guys, we smoked a joint…
I got fired from the keyboard factory today…
I got fired from the keyboard factory today… It seems I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password: “VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento” When asked why he had such… Read More »Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an…
I was in a job interview.
I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills. “OK,” I replied. “I’m hired.”
I took viagra when I got to the office today.
I took viagra when I got to the office today. I’m working hard now.
L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
l finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt . She said she felt the same way . So she turned the… Read More »L finally told the hot woman at work how l really felt .
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time…
Jeff Bezos was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…
Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume? Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale Job… Read More »Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year…