The opposite of Microsoft Office is…by thefunDecember 27, 2019Macrohard Onfire. More One-LinersI asked a Chinese girl for her number…I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago todayIt’s good news for insomniacsHer: Take off my braOllie, one of our favorite Minnesota doofuses, calls the airlines information desk and inquires, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?Farmer 1:What kind of person would make a path through my wheat field?