Her: Take off my braby thefunDecember 26, 2019Me: Ok Her: Take off my Panties Me: Wow, ok Her: Stop wearing my clothes More One-LinersOllie, one of our favorite Minnesota doofuses, calls the airlines information desk and inquires, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?Farmer 1:What kind of person would make a path through my wheat field?I can see that next year is going to be a good yearCockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can’t survive a slap from a newspaper.Blowjobs are greatIt was 10 years ago today that my friend came running out the room yelling, “It’s a boy! It’s a boy!” with tears streaming down his face.