Ollie, one of our favorite Minnesota doofuses, calls the airlines information desk and inquires, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?

“Just a minute,” said the busy clerk.“Vell, said Ollie, “if it goes dat fast, I tink I’ll yust take da bus.”

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