My roommate says our house is hauntedby thefunDecember 26, 2019I’ve been living here for 300 years and i havnt noticed shit. More One-LinersA piano is impossible to tune perfectly, as is any fretted (non trombone) or valve operated instrument. This is due to the mathematics of harmonies.I think my dick got more humour than meWhy shouldn’t you joke about the Jonestown Massacre?What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?This morning I dropped a copy of A Christmas Carol right on my toeA leprechaun, a walking tree, and a dragon walk into a bar