I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago todayby thefunDecember 27, 2019The things they did to me were just unspeakable More One-LinersIt’s good news for insomniacsHer: Take off my braOllie, one of our favorite Minnesota doofuses, calls the airlines information desk and inquires, “How long does it take ta fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?Farmer 1:What kind of person would make a path through my wheat field?I can see that next year is going to be a good yearCockroaches can survive a nuclear holocaust but can’t survive a slap from a newspaper.