Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queueby thefunJanuary 1, 2020For the devil can take many forms More One-LinersI got my fired my first day as a coin flip referee in the NFL.How did Jesus stay so ripped?Did you know Bill Burr has a brother that is a lumberjack?Why would you eat a clock?WHERE DOES A PIRATE KEEP HIS BUCCANEERS.One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.