Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?by thefunApril 14, 2020 Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening. More One-LinersI haven’t understood a single joke since this quarantine started.My epileptic son loves our new Christmas TreeWhy don’t black people ever go on cruises?A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bagI work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.