A man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bagby thefunApril 14, 2020 Walks into a bar More Bar JokesI work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, EnglandA man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”