I work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.by thefunApril 14, 2020 Some asshole must have my pen. More Doctor JokesI hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, EnglandA man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”I’m going to open a restaurant called “I don’t care”When is the best time to commit suicide?