Why don’t black people ever go on cruises?by thefunApril 14, 2020 They’re not falling for that one again. More One-LinersA man walks into a bar carrying a plastic bagI work in a hospital, and I found a rectal thermometer in my pocket today.I hated the quarantine at first. Then I realized I have everything I need at my house, and I slowly started loving the isolation.A buddy once asked me if I’ve ever stuck it in her, you know, “other hole”.Next year, I’m moving to Greenwich, EnglandA man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won the lottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”