The man’s wife informed him that there was a plumbing leak just as he was leaving for work.
He advised her to contact a plumber to have the problem resolved.
When he arrived at work, he called her and inquired, “Has the plumber come yet?”
“Not quite,” she replied, “but I’ve got him breathing hard.”
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