I’ve been dating this girl who works at the zoo.
I’m pretty sure she’s a keeper.
Animal Jokes
Animal jokes about dogs, cats, horses, parrots and more. Funny stories where the animals are often smarter than the people.
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles
She said ‘hardback?’So I replied, ‘yeah, with 4 legs and little heads’
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following… Read More »A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day
What did the vampire say after drinking the donkey’s blood?
Tastes like ass.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
My wife made us late and we missed the previews before new movie Cats…
…I hate when she makes me miss the best part of movies
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Wales?
The local sports centre
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
Ones a heated yam, and the other’s a yeeted ham.
Yo mama…
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her… Read More »Yo mama…
What does being a fundamentalist Christian and the game Snake have in common?
You can’t touch yourself.