She sees three parrots with prices 100$, 120$ and 10$.She asks the shopkeeper “why is the third one very cheap?”The shopkeeper says “Because he used to be in a brothel”The woman thinks that it is funny and buys that parrot. As they reach home, parrot says “Fuck me, its a new brothel”. The woman laughsWhen the woman’s daughters comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, its two new whores”. Both the girls laugh.When the husband comes home, parrot says “Fuck me, Steve, haven’t seen you in weeks”
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