I farted and blamed it on the dog.by thefunDecember 22, 2019It was a lie of emission. More Animal JokesI hate phone sexa horse, a pediatrician and a fish walk into a barWhat’s the difference between masterbation and a hand jobGuys, don’t pee in the woods….TIL: bumblebees can fly higher than Mount EverestMy uncle doesn’t like us lighting crackers on special occasions..