My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a bunch of wood at the bottom. When the fire was out and there was nothing but ashes they would throw the peanuts in the ash. When the elephants got curious to look down at the peanuts they would sneak up behind the elephant and kick it right in the ashehole.
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