The lamb says, “My Dad is the best! He can grow a full coat of wool from scratch every day!”. The calf boasts, “That’s nothing! My Dad fought in the bullfights in Spain and killed 3 matadors!” The kid, looking unimpressed, says “That’s nothing! My Dad… is the GOAT!”
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