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A Pig had insomnia and decided to see a Doctor

Pig: Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?Doctor: Can you describe your nightmares to me?Pig: They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, then he kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh while saying the same scary words over and over again… “bacon mm… bacon mm…”. Please help me doctor!Doctor: Oh don’t worry about it, no need for sleeping pills, looks like you’re going to be cured soon