Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s lovely voice from the kitchen.
“What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . Chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”
She replied “You’re having soup, a**hole. I was talking to the cat.”
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