A man asks his wife, “What would you do if I won thelottery?” She replied, “I’d take half then leave you.”

I told my husband this joke and he said, “If I won the lottery, I’d give you the world, mi vida,” and gave me a big bear hug.

“Awww. I love you amor.” I said.

Then he playfully shoved me away and said, “And I’d move to Mars.” LMAO. He’s such a douche.