I went out for a few beers with my mates at lunchtime on Christmas Eve and didn’t get back until this afternoon…
When I arrived home my wife was really upset and screaming something about her Christmas being totally ruined…
Well it can’t have been me who ruined it for her, I wasn’t even there.
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