Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.by thefunDecember 19, 2019It hurts like the Dickens! Looking for more? Try our 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all holiday jokes.More Holiday JokesMon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.If the earth is flat…I ran a marathon for charityFlour, salt, and butter go to a dance.A witch and her friend enter a race. When they get there, the witch’s ride is already there waiting for her. “Huh” the witch’s friend says. “I didn’t know you drive a stick.”I ain’t afraid of my wife!