Just dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.by thefunDecember 19, 2019It hurts like the Dickens! More Holiday JokesMon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.If the earth is flat…I ran a marathon for charityFlour, salt, and butter go to a dance.A witch and her friend enter a race. When they get there, the witch’s ride is already there waiting for her. “Huh” the witch’s friend says. “I didn’t know you drive a stick.”I ain’t afraid of my wife!