If the earth is flat…by thefunDecember 19, 2019Then how come my soda is still fizzy? More One-LinersI ran a marathon for charityFlour, salt, and butter go to a dance.A witch and her friend enter a race. When they get there, the witch’s ride is already there waiting for her. “Huh” the witch’s friend says. “I didn’t know you drive a stick.”I ain’t afraid of my wife!Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”I don’t have a girlfriend