I ran a marathon for charityby thefunDecember 19, 2019It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st. Looking for more? Try our 100 dad jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all one-liners.More One-LinersFlour, salt, and butter go to a dance.A witch and her friend enter a race. When they get there, the witch’s ride is already there waiting for her. “Huh” the witch’s friend says. “I didn’t know you drive a stick.”I ain’t afraid of my wife!Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”I don’t have a girlfriendTragically, my Korean friend passed away this morning.