Animated cartoon squirrels are metaphors for the best soulmates.by thefunDecember 19, 2019They’ll do anything for love, and go Hammy on your cookie or Scrat on your nut. More One-LinersJust dropped a copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe.Mon, people keep sayin’ dat President Trump is impeached.If the earth is flat…I ran a marathon for charityFlour, salt, and butter go to a dance.A witch and her friend enter a race. When they get there, the witch’s ride is already there waiting for her. “Huh” the witch’s friend says. “I didn’t know you drive a stick.”