I bought my son a fridge for Christmas
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he open it
Holiday Jokes
Holiday jokes for every season of celebration, from Christmas crackers and New Year gags to Halloween scares and Easter puns. This is your one-stop stash of festive humor to lighten up the family gathering, the office party or the long drive home. Warning: contains a high number of dad-level puns.
I got kicked in the nuts at Midnight on New Years.
I started the year off on the highest note possible.
My internet is slow but hopefully this posts quickly…HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Have a great 2019!
Why does Santa have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
Since it’s New Years, I can say I haven’t showered in a year!
Actually it’s probably been about a year and a half
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New…
My brain: knows NYE stands for New year’s Eve.Also my brain: New York eity
Knock-knock
Who’s there?Abby.Abby who?Abby new year!
Early Celebrations
I celebrate 4/20 on January 5thWhy?Because I like to reduce fractions.Happy New Year
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!Happy new year y’all!
I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked “Are you going to put that up yourself?”
I replied “No, I was thinking of putting it up in the living room actually”(Nothing better than a christmas joke on new years eve.)