Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?by thefunDecember 22, 2019September 20, 2026So he can Ho, Ho, Ho Looking for more? Try our 60 Christmas jokes, 300 short jokes and one-liners, 50 best one-liners, 200 dirty jokes for adults (18+), all holiday jokes.More Holiday JokesBlack man enters your house in the middle of the nightI remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny, and the Tooth Fairy.I just watched A Christmas Carol with Patrick Stewart.Why is Santa’s sack so big?You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout.Got some Christmas Cards from Supermarket.