I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked "Are you going to put that up yourself?"

I replied “No, I was thinking of putting it up in the living room actually”(Nothing better than a christmas joke on new years eve.)

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I was buying a Christmas tree off this lady, and she asked “Are you going to put that up yourself?”