On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready.At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck 12, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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